Does anyone know.....

...what a Stud Muffin or Bonking Brat is??  I'm a bit confused.   

Mummy Sarah was cleaning out the beds this evening.  We were all having our evening play session, and I decided that I would help Mummy Sarah.  I thought that I would help by trying to push her into a bed, so I was on my back legs and really trying to shove her into the bed.  Mummy Sarah said I wasn't being helpful and would I kindly stop doing what I was doing..... well, she used other words, but I am a polite puppy and would NEVER repeat them in public.   

As FiFi ran past she said I was turning into a right little Stud Muffin and winked at me... I think that means I am cute and cuddly, but I might be wrong....

I decided that Mummy Sarah REALLY, REALLY needed my help, so I went into overdrive.   TeeeHeeee, I managed to sneak up on her, and she went face first into a bed!!    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats when I heard THE VOICE.... but it wasn't Mummy Sarah's THE VOICE...... Oppppphss........ It was WORSE!!!!!

"AND WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UP TO SCOOBY??   DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO BONKING BRATS???    IF YOU DON'T STOP IT RIGHT NOW, THEN I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU MYSELF!!!!!!"

I looked up towards THE VOICE and Prince Charming was towering over me with a very cross look on his face.  Mummy was still trying to get out of the dog bed.   Prince raised an eyebrow and put his face and nose right against mine.....

"I SUGGEST YOU APOLOGISE TO MUMMY RIGHT NOW, AND THEN MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE FOR A WHILE - BONKING BRAT!!"

I siddled up and kissed Mummy on the nose and then ran off to play with Chip.  I kept looking over, but Prince had ruined my game.  He stood next to Mummy while she got up and let her lean on him when she stood.   She said something about a hurty knee.   Prince shot me one of his special looks that means I'd better be good now.  Oppphs again!!     Then the spoilsport stood with Mummy while her back was turned and she carried on cleaning out our beds, so 'no-one' could sneak up on her.   He is such a goodie-two-shoes sometimes.... but you didn't hear that from me........... ermmmmm, Chip said it!!!!

Lots of love,

Scooby The Rebel Puppy!!!!